1989 Nissan Pao: Regular Car Reviews

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  • incoming Chinese copy called Pissan Mao

    hunterkiller1984hunterkiller19843 цагийн өмнө
  • If you say Nissan like that one more time I swear

    דמיטרי כולומובדמיטרי כולומוב3 цагийн өмнө
  • My first car was a clapped out 2005 Mitsubishi Galant ES with fading paint, scratches, dings, and B A R E S T E E L I E S. I loved the care simply for its utility getting me from school and back when I was in college. When it came time to sell, the woman who came to look says "Oh it's cuter when I thought it would be!!" First time I heard someone call it "cute". Many words are used by friends to describe that car, but "cute" surely wasn't one.

    Noodles the BossNoodles the Boss3 цагийн өмнө
  • I don't really get the frequent Trent Falkenrath references, but that was a spirited review. Well done!

    BilgemasterBillBilgemasterBill23 цагийн өмнө
  • im gonna get this car omg i waaaaant it

    Kale SypsKale Syps2 өдрийн өмнө
  • You should definitely K20 Swap this thing

    Shawn SmithShawn Smith3 өдрийн өмнө
  • I'm surprised the dino could read something that underpowered

    Shawn SmithShawn Smith3 өдрийн өмнө
  • I'm glad you also said it looks like Wes Anderson became a Transformer too

    Calvin TaftCalvin Taft5 өдрийн өмнө
  • A car for someone who wants to be the center of attention at every gas station in the northeast

    Stevie JoStevie Jo5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Vagabond Falcon..for dis?

    Stevie JoStevie Jo5 өдрийн өмнө
  • 3:38 - what is this huge military vehicle?

    Anton TrukhanyonokAnton Trukhanyonok5 өдрийн өмнө

    Keeler RobinsonKeeler Robinson5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Engine swap, try to find a small diesel engine

    DonnerfußDonnerfuß6 өдрийн өмнө
  • Dude!!!!! I saw your car at a meet in my hometown in va! I think you bought it after it!

    Trent A.Trent A.6 өдрийн өмнө
  • 13:25 "financial tugboat" I get that reference. DON'T CALL ANYBODY

    andxx0r_the_secondandxx0r_the_second6 өдрийн өмнө
  • Hunting down USDM parts equivalents for the JDM part numbers on my Nissan is one of my favorite parts of owning it. It's always satisfying to find a part you can order from Amazon or get from O'dvanced NAPA Zone.

    andxx0r_the_secondandxx0r_the_second6 өдрийн өмнө
  • 0:14 oh yeah, the Nissan Experience (tm)

    amnottabsamnottabs7 өдрийн өмнө
  • He sold it for fucking EIGHT AND A HALF GRAND.

    Alexander MetcalfeAlexander Metcalfe8 өдрийн өмнө
  • Looks like a gta car

    Mike HuntMike Hunt8 өдрийн өмнө
  • My friend had an 80s S15 Jimmy which had the hydraulic lifters replaced with those from a rollercoaster safety bar, as the previous owner worked at a six flags. They were the exact same size as the rear hatch window and bolted right up, but the coaster parts made it open violently, it definitely shwacked us in the face a couple times. I can still hear the THWACK of it snapping open lol

    jakethreesixtyjakethreesixty8 өдрийн өмнө
  • 80s japan cars: yelling at you for going slightly quicker then grandma on Sunday since 1980!

    wildman510wildman5108 өдрийн өмнө
  • TRENT FALKENWRATH _money sounds_

    Audrey Strouse // Venango EASAudrey Strouse // Venango EAS8 өдрийн өмнө
  • You got 4 pizzas with the car. That wheel size is something

    Blitzen RCBlitzen RC8 өдрийн өмнө
  • I love how after all these years, after all his subscribers and all his views, he still litters every video with eastern PA references that a minute of his viewers would even get. And i still laugh at that thought, and think about it every time i try to explain to people in TN, where i currently live, what a wawa is and why its not "just another gas station". Sure, speedways and raceways are fine, and circle k is only useful because they have bp gas, but nothing compares to going to wawa at 2am and ordering a breakfast cheesesteak hoagie and a stuffed pretzel.

    eightymopareightymopar9 өдрийн өмнө
  • hey look a car with streering on the correct side

    Riyaan AbrahamsRiyaan Abrahams9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Its like a Mini, but ugly

    ----9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Big trucks just love tiny cars. I get the same thing when I take my fiero out.

    switch the flipswitch the flip9 өдрийн өмнө
  • 5.05 so, more powerful than a Chevette?

    rustyATVrustyATV9 өдрийн өмнө
  • jesus christ Torchinsky got mean spirited.

    felix tannenbaumfelix tannenbaum9 өдрийн өмнө
  • I THOUGHT I detected a Delaware Valley attitude...

    The Dork KnightThe Dork Knight9 өдрийн өмнө
  • This car would actually look better with some rust and patina

    ‍1marcelfilms‍1marcelfilms9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Trent Falkenrath is about the most American name I've heard (that and Cory Axelrod). Also looks kinda like a hatchback version of the Nissan Figaro.

    ChayDChayD9 өдрийн өмнө
  • *T R E N T !* *F A L K E N R A T H ! ! !*

    Nate CravenNate Craven9 өдрийн өмнө
  • The performance and gas consumption descriptions sound just like my KLR.

    Eric HansenEric Hansen10 өдрийн өмнө
  • This is where we need to be again. Cars with a personality and not just "this is my angry face, I always make my angry face because I am insecure about my soft insides"

    MazeFrameMazeFrame10 өдрийн өмнө
  • Wtf I love Trent Falkenrath now.

    Joshua NobleJoshua Noble11 өдрийн өмнө
  • I saw this on top rank importers. :) what a funny purchase. I hope you can fit all the gooch you're gonna get into that car

    Zj MontyZj Monty11 өдрийн өмнө
  • @2:30 holy shit, I have that exact same cd binder. this means we're besties now, right? I think I read that somewhere.

    Joseph CoteJoseph Cote11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Can I have Trent Falkenrath's number?

    Maharshi GangulyMaharshi Ganguly11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Put an ls in it

    Corey MackCorey Mack12 өдрийн өмнө
  • 1989 car? Of course there's no bluetooth or a place for a phone.

    Samira PeriSamira Peri12 өдрийн өмнө
  • Mmm, those Starter socks

    AJ LakeAJ Lake12 өдрийн өмнө
  • the virgin vs the TRENT FALKENRATH

    Applesauce BlowbackApplesauce Blowback12 өдрийн өмнө
  • Do stock or modded Honda civic si 2006-2011

    lorenzo rosaleslorenzo rosales12 өдрийн өмнө
  • it seems like the pao would be the first gen figaro

    90lxFox90lxFox12 өдрийн өмнө
  • That D&D reference in the beginning shows that he knows exactly as much about D&D as he does about cars - just enough to sound smart to dumb people.

    CasperInkyMagooCasperInkyMagoo12 өдрийн өмнө
  • fuckin Trent dude always fuckin everything up

    Ethan MalesEthan Males12 өдрийн өмнө
  • still made more power than a chevy chevette 1.6 lmfao

    OddFather's GarageOddFather's Garage12 өдрийн өмнө
  • The Versa would sell great if it looked like this

    leo tamleo tam12 өдрийн өмнө
  • I had a Nissan Micra with the MA12 engine and the same ancient electronic carburettor. They are very, very prone to vacuum leaks which always seem to make them run insanely rich. You can add a good bunch of timing to these things to make them a fair bit quicker.

    west meeswest mees12 өдрийн өмнө
  • that's cute though hahaha

    Jan FloresJan Flores13 өдрийн өмнө
  • pao dont means just bread in portuguese, it can also mean dick depending on how you say it here in brazil

    Teo PolatoTeo Polato13 өдрийн өмнө

    keyboard_slapkeyboard_slap13 өдрийн өмнө
  • 1:21 "It's drawing one really good panel of a comic you're never gonna finish" Oh god that hit right in the kokoro

    Toni BabelonyToni Babelony13 өдрийн өмнө
    • It's utterly ridiculous that your comment only has my like so far... deserves way more!

      SkylinedSkylined9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Bitch I'm adorable

    ArtyTheBasedGodArtyTheBasedGod13 өдрийн өмнө
  • If you managed to get a yellow one it would be a Pão de queijo.

    Paul MarianiPaul Mariani13 өдрийн өмнө
  • If this car was just coming out today this reviewer would bash it all to hell . Luckily his hipster friends have told him that it’s hip to pretend to like it . Eye roll

    DavidDavid13 өдрийн өмнө
  • Kind of a shame you’re already selling this on Cars & Bids. Great way to make some money by adding the Doug tax.

    Adam BeniniAdam Benini13 өдрийн өмнө
  • Pão in portuguese is bread, and the car reminds me of a cute piece of bread, so...

    RikaRika13 өдрийн өмнө
  • This car would look sick on Longchamps

    Peter SpeederPeter Speeder13 өдрийн өмнө
  • So are we going to casually ignore the army HEMTT at a gas station at 3:37?

    AnthologyAnthology14 өдрийн өмнө
  • This car doesn't look good. Poorly styled of an ugly style.

    Dan RDan R14 өдрийн өмнө
  • my samurai was not mad for highways or slight hills either... haha FULL THROTTLE

    Beaudoin MotorsportsBeaudoin Motorsports14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Imagine if Nissan had made this now It would be like What Japanese 80s people think 2020s people think an old Mini looked like Would be so cool if Nissan made an "original mini" copy sort of car

    Nicholas MooreNicholas Moore14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Its got like reinforcing ribs kinda like a vw thing or kugelwagen, with the round headlights and grill it'd be cool to see one as like a light Japanese off road

    Ao TigrisAo Tigris14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Guy buys cars, reviews them, hypes them then flips them. Big brain moves

    K MK M14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Who would want to look at that? That's literally the worst jdm import there is. It's the beginner car if you want to get into imports, most people just skip over it because it's so bad.

    Norse Viking ÆsirNorse Viking Æsir14 өдрийн өмнө
  • "Aye caliendo, what issss it?" "aaaaaaaAAHHH"

    Tyler WhiteTyler White14 өдрийн өмнө
  • slam it😩

    Griffin ReganGriffin Regan14 өдрийн өмнө
  • I know with my regular freeway driving and road trips I could NEVER live with a Pao. But god do I want one.

    DecDec14 өдрийн өмнө
  • OK when are you going to do a video with technology connections and his weird car

    aarocka11aarocka1114 өдрийн өмнө
  • If owning this requires some social skills, perhaps it makes it ideal transportation device for sociopaths.

    Arkadiusz TrześniewskiArkadiusz Trześniewski14 өдрийн өмнө
  • I saw this exact car in Frederick today lol

    Eliott AEliott A14 өдрийн өмнө
  • I had a 2002 Mitsubishi mirage coupe and I can not find a replacement anywhere. Would love to see a review on those 98-02 mirages they're my unicorn. The new ones are garbage

    A_Man_ChildA_Man_Child14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Paused it on the dyno : my guess is............46hp Hahahahahaha 34hp lol, w/e it's a cruiser not a bruiser

    adam sadam s14 өдрийн өмнө
  • That things cute but yet cool...I like it Wait , what ? Is that little thing actually auto ??

    adam sadam s14 өдрийн өмнө
  • ok hear me out super charge it

    Bryson NormanBryson Norman15 өдрийн өмнө
  • How would one go about getting this guy to review my car? Lol its a 2014 audi s6 but its heavily modifed so idk if it would really fit the bill of this channel. I just want to see him rag the fuck out of it tbh 😂

    Instagram: Blizzy_s6Instagram: Blizzy_s615 өдрийн өмнө
  • Thumbs up for round tail lights.

    Wade GuidryWade Guidry15 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oh my gosh it is so cute just in time for Easter, it's the Marshmallow Peeps of cars! 😍🥰

    Jessica HJessica H15 өдрийн өмнө
  • Thanks for jogging my memory. I remember there were three of these four wheeled trinkets brought out by Nissan back in the day: The S-CARGO, the Figaro...and the one I could never remember - you can see why...

    Dean CaryDean Cary15 өдрийн өмнө
  • yoru videos used to be good man but they're just dripping with ideology at this point and it's just so tireseome to hear the same bullshit agenda from people who i know are fully capable of articulating funy and insightful comments that aren't just what suzie q wants you to say to stay monetized

    fernando snipsfernando snips15 өдрийн өмнө
  • This is a "Why" car. City commuter? I guess. It just is there, cause, yeah.

    Seth ThomasSeth Thomas15 өдрийн өмнө
  • if i had a Nissan pao, I’d name it Jonas Lin Jones

    Zacha IlustriaZacha Ilustria15 өдрийн өмнө
  • 3:55 parking anything other than a semi in Alabama

    Soggy BaguetteSoggy Baguette15 өдрийн өмнө
  • I always get asked if my skyline is European.

    Alex PenaAlex Pena15 өдрийн өмнө
  • Can we get a volkswagen fox reveiw

    Homeslick NickHomeslick Nick15 өдрийн өмнө
  • I drive either an f350 drw or a Scion tc. Love tiny cars and hug trucks

    josh colejosh cole15 өдрийн өмнө
  • I wouldn’t let Doug’s dirty knees near those seats. How do you know he’s just gonna fart all over the back one.

    Jason WilkeJason Wilke15 өдрийн өмнө
  • Thats my SVX JDM exp as its my daily, the looks, the talk, the stares, the smiles.

    Valik TomaValik Toma16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Let me know if you ever want to review a Figaro. I'm not too far away.

    Eric B., Esq.Eric B., Esq.16 өдрийн өмнө
  • So a guy who thinks 3/4ths of the world is stupid and beneath him such he doesn't want to be around them goes and buys a car that is guaranteed to attract the attention of such people. If that is not enough, he then makes a 15 minute video seven minutes of which is him complaining how the car attracts so much attention from people he loathes. Regular car can can be funny. There is no doubt about that. In the end, however, he is just too much of a jerk. The schtick can be funny and it probably makes him enough money that he doesn't have to work for a living. And for that I salute him. The act, however, gets old fairly quickly. I wish he had just a hint of self awareness and earnestness. Ironic, snide hipster dude went out with the Obama Administration.

    John KlugeJohn Kluge16 өдрийн өмнө
  • I want to race the Pao in my geo metro

    maltiquemaltique16 өдрийн өмнө
  • it is PÃO not pao :) pao/u is stick in Portuguese.

    Daniel PimentaDaniel Pimenta16 өдрийн өмнө
  • @6:18 Room for a little tray on top?? That's a Double DIN slot. I actually have a Double DIN in my Nissan Moco. It's a really unusual format for a head unit, but you can still find them out there. I think Crutchfield might still have them.

    Cyro-NyddCyro-Nydd16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ur still welcome to make a video of my 93 300zx TT with 450hp

    Tyler sTyler s16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Hey man, im a car guy and I get wanting to have something special... I like ur channel and usually agree with u but.. I you literally know that this car is not meant for ur terrain and is holding up traffic.. ur kind of a dick

    Tyler sTyler s16 өдрийн өмнө
  • starts exactly like my civic

    Shadow1funShadow1fun16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Boom. Bam. Bop. Badabop-boom. Pao.

    Blackbird GamingBlackbird Gaming16 өдрийн өмнө
  • This thing needs a QG16DE engine swap. That mundane engine would be a monster in a Pao.

    JohnnyNismoJohnnyNismo16 өдрийн өмнө