2011 BMW X5 Turbo Diesel: Regular Car Reviews

The BMW X5 Diesel is a bourgeoisie car we reviewed.

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  • I couldn’t make it past 1:02 ... that fucken nerd voice gave me too much anxiety... maybe one day. I have loved all RCR VIDEOS.

    Hard Rock RelicsHard Rock RelicsӨдрийн өмнө
  • Remember when BMW made sports cars?

    Cows Against CapitalismCows Against Capitalism6 өдрийн өмнө
  • BMW X5: The official car of "I should've bought the goddamn 4Runner"

    EM613EM61312 өдрийн өмнө
  • “Look at my Google sheet. I log every drive.” I feel personally attacked. When I had a Jetta diesel I kept a spreadsheet on my phon logging every fill up and how much range and mileage I got out of that tank of diesel. I’m only marginally better now. I don’t log every trip in my car now but largely because I drive an electric car these days.

    Bill HurtBill Hurt17 өдрийн өмнө
  • Famous Russian MNther bought f series 760Li for 18k. Spent 90k replacing everything on it except the block, which he sleeved instead. Just cause he wanted rear wheel drive and the new one only comes with all wheel drive.

    Justas MackeviciusJustas Mackevicius20 өдрийн өмнө
  • The forerunner bj references are hilarious

    Mark NewmanMark Newman25 өдрийн өмнө
  • 2:35 - 2:45 🤣😂😆

    jordel2010jordel201028 өдрийн өмнө
  • I don't understand why he's so pissed off at this car.

    tulsatrashtulsatrash29 өдрийн өмнө
  • I was so waiting for a "Gray Poop-on" line.....=/

    Davey GivensDavey GivensСарын өмнө
  • I can't believe that I used to like this car just a little bit a few years ago. Not the diesel though. All premium SUVs are basically cars for those with much more money than car knowledge.

    dalitis dalitisdalitis dalitisСарын өмнө
  • I enjoy my nested menus and spreadsheets

    J. RuddJ. RuddСарын өмнө
  • Have these guys ever reviewed a Pontiac Aztec? In original olive green?

    Lazarus1095Lazarus1095Сарын өмнө
  • Actually, the barometric pressure is quite an important variable in helping determine the nature of the gas efficiency of any particular trip.

    dennisjcnydennisjcnyСарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: The official car of the check engine light

    Noah DoaneNoah DoaneСарын өмнө
  • This man is legitimately an auto-psychologist

    Cannoli ManCannoli ManСарын өмнө
  • My father had one just like this. We had to replace the turbos twice because American diesel was to rough for the car.

    Ruslan ValiullinRuslan ValiullinСарын өмнө
  • I dO LoNg DiViSiOn FoR FuN 😂🤣

    John RoussakisJohn RoussakisСарын өмнө
  • Samsung Galaxys are bougie now?

    PhantomPhazePhantomPhazeСарын өмнө
  • nothing a toyota 4runner can't do. I wanna see a 4runner do 30mpg all day long. or fit down the euro road.

    Ano NymAno NymСарын өмнө
  • Gold Standard: 4Runner

    Nguyễn Đức Thuận THUANEXPNguyễn Đức Thuận THUANEXPСарын өмнө
  • The Samsung Galaxy hurt me Good job

    Niklas K.Niklas K.Сарын өмнө
  • The cum sock line got me.

    mtgAzimmtgAzimСарын өмнө
  • When you mentioned Evan at around the 3:30 mark I actually had to go back a couple of times while watching to make sure you didn’t say Dennis for some reason lol

    HookupCulture CommunityHookupCulture CommunityСарын өмнө
  • The Bee Gees would've been proud of that outro.

    FCV0511FCV0511Сарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: The official car of the Christmas light display at your local car auction

    LambDanLambDanСарын өмнө
  • Used to see a lot of stuffy rich moms going to panera in these. Now theyr just total shit boxes driven by shitty people. This example though seemed pretty well taken care of.

    CreepinWhileYouSleepinCreepinWhileYouSleepinСарын өмнө
  • Lol the satire in the beginning 🤣 I love diesel because it's diesel, it has grunt, diesel, sounds cool and yeah the range.

    Jamie LangeJamie LangeСарын өмнө
  • "I have a Samsung Galaxy" And now it is MY turn to be called out... Except that mine's an A51 so I'm poor Bourgeois :U (edit) Microsoft Zune.... I still have mine-FUCK.

    DFX2KXDFX2KXСарын өмнө
  • That "My name is Dennis" intro/rant destroyed me. 🤣🤣🤣 (I mean it was soooo funny; English is my 2nd language)

    Piotr TerpiłowskiPiotr TerpiłowskiСарын өмнө
  • Do the 10th gen civic

    D4RTD4RTСарын өмнө
  • 3:30 - I keep seeing you do this, you keep crossing your arms when turning - who the f teaches people to drive like this. Is this an american way of training drivers? Or some weird personal quirk? It bothers me in practically every single video you make, like.....you move the grip around as you turn, unless you're in a rally car where you have to keep your hands at 10 and 2 at all times. Driving around in a normal car all you're doing is robbing yourself of any flexibility should you need more range.

    gambitinggambitingСарын өмнө
  • Ask Tyler Hoover and the Car Wizzrd and they would say BMW X5 ready for junk yard. and Car Lizard wont even fix. and scathing his head wondering why it is not on the back of a tow truck and still working. . Scotty Kilmer would laugh and and asking Are you needing loan for repairs at the local credit union yet or a tow truck yet towing this endues money out to the junk yard. He is right.. Even Tyler Hoover would ask you the same thing. He just did a video on hoe bad the X5 was.When you have a car mechanisms will not touch that is bad. Johnnie the car Ninja said these were rolling pllies of crap and He is a independent BMW mechanic.

    Chris LemasterChris LemasterСарын өмнө
  • Also known as the Karen Mobile

    Brad CookBrad CookСарын өмнө
  • “mY nAmE iS dEnNiS” 🤣

    Amy RachelleAmy RachelleСарын өмнө
  • "barometric pleasure"... You really know your audience.

    account01account01Сарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: the official car of roadmen that can't afford a landrover.

    Soda BlockSoda BlockСарын өмнө
  • 5:17 "Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whore house would carry a pearl -handled revolver" and drive an X5.

    Alex LopezAlex LopezСарын өмнө
  • 2:29 every BMW X5 is personalized

    JishJishСарын өмнө
  • Dennis sounds rain man

    NickNickСарын өмнө
  • Everything does not face the 4runner. Because they're as common as a Corolla in the SUV world (not that it's a bad thing) doesn't mean they identify what an SUV is.

    Brook DavisBrook DavisСарын өмнө
  • Oof the Zune.

    Jr OdomJr OdomСарын өмнө
  • "It's like driving a Microsoft Zune" 😆😆😆 that's all you had to say. Pretty much sums the whole thing up.

    Hydroxy ChloroquineHydroxy ChloroquineСарын өмнө
  • I wonder if the owner hates it as much as Mr. Regular...?

    Echo TangoEcho TangoСарын өмнө
  • what you said at 5:45 really hit way way way to close to home... Literally.

    Nicolas AlicandriNicolas AlicandriСарын өмнө
  • Ironically enough everybody based their SUV styling on this styling.

    Mark SMark SСарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: The official car of.......oh fuck I love driving mine.

    Simon KubackiSimon KubackiСарын өмнө
  • Never thought I watch a car review with a Gen Patton reference. Tho he did die in a car accident so 6 degrees of separation perhaps.

    Jonny FennessyJonny FennessyСарын өмнө
  • They call pearl handled revolver lol

    smokejblow66smokejblow66Сарын өмнө
  • Watching on an iPhone SE 1st gen and I feel attacked

    Moto MedicsMoto MedicsСарын өмнө
  • If you can find a Legacy SUS to review, I would love to see it!

    Kelsea WesselKelsea WesselСарын өмнө
  • My mom had an X5, a 2009 model I think, and it's Computer systems went haywire and it kept stopping on it's own because it thought it was about to fall off a cliff

    Justin DiBariJustin DiBariСарын өмнө
  • There's that checks BMW engine light!

    Isaiah AIsaiah AСарын өмнө
  • The "double anything" part sounds expensive to fix, if it ever fails. After all its a BMW

    HP Envy 110HP Envy 110Сарын өмнө
  • Heads up, the link to your 2nd channel doesn't work. Found it manually though. X

    Summer SaltSummer SaltСарын өмнө
  • You guys are so harsh on this car. X5 had it bad when new,and you´re still doing it justice 10 years later. And people who bought this now because it´s actually pretty fine companion and solid runabout thought they´re already over this. Poor people,poor car.

    tkellnertkellnerСарын өмнө
  • Love the nod to bee gee’s at the end great video as always

    Mrvalle420Mrvalle420Сарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: the "luxury suv" of teens that work at a dead end job at dollar tree

    Some guySome guyСарын өмнө
  • I see these things around all the time but the drivers never look happy.

    Ride RoastersRide RoastersСарын өмнө
  • Instead of a bougie car like this BMW, why don’t you look at a car like the 2002-2009 Chevy Trailblazer? And I’m talking about the i6 version because that engine is a freaking workhorse. I personally have an 05 LS and I like it.

    Logan TLogan TСарын өмнө
  • When I park these at my valet job, the owners ask for change for a $5 bill before they tip

    JirehJirehСарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: Official car of the Vanity Panzerwaffen.

    OnboardG1OnboardG1Сарын өмнө
  • If everyone was like Dennis we’d have world peace and have colonized Mars by now.

    SamSamСарын өмнө
  • Ugh, I own a 2010 X5D. He forgot to mention how the plastic weather barrier under the hood is made of paper mache. Rain drops directly on the valve cover and fuel injectors sit in a pool of water. A cheap diesel fuel injector is $400 for this car.

    Hart DahlhauserHart DahlhauserСарын өмнө
  • Do a Smart Roadster please :-D

    chopielismchopielismСарын өмнө
  • Perfect, depreciate the value more. Everyone, go buy a Toyota, quickly before they rust!

    shakazzoloshakazzoloСарын өмнө
  • I have this car (3.5 version) and it is so awesome to drive, but it did just cost me $6k the last 12 months in repairs. But, it feels and drives so much better than any Mazda, Acura, Lexus, 4Runner etc. No one uses the nav anyway, so who cares if it’s archaic. I have no desire to upgrade to a new one. This was the last good X5...lol, but I did own a Zune too. So maybe my opinion is meaningless, lol.

    Dylan RileyDylan RileyСарын өмнө
  • Lol I've got a friend who owns both of these

    T. KingT. KingСарын өмнө
  • BMW X5: The official car of guys who make diesel a personality trait.

    DimaDimaСарын өмнө
  • now another end song not about the car. really tells RC ain't interested in the car.

    plumlove1995plumlove1995Сарын өмнө
  • BMW: official car of that guy who somehow has money, but no one knows what he does for a living. BMW: official car of guy with money but not enough sense. BMW: official car of " I want something powerful AND unreliable AND I want to overpay but I don't want an Audi".

    Ali AbdallahAli AbdallahСарын өмнө
  • Not enough up likes here...

    CarsonHasslerCarsonHasslerСарын өмнө
  • lol it already has a check engine light on

    cr8orzcr8orzСарын өмнө
  • It's a design that doesn't give away its age though

    crisismcnoodlecrisismcnoodleСарын өмнө
  • So I owned a '12 X5d and now have an '06 Land Cruiser. The X5 destroys the LC in performance/handling/mpgs, which I imagine is a direct translation to the 4Runner as well. That being said, I made that change for a good reason. I still miss it sometimes though. lol 8.5mpg now.

    Adam McCannAdam McCannСарын өмнө
  • "Let's bifold everything, like butt cheeks evacuating a T.V. dinner" lmao, I'm using that quote 😂😂

    Trent ShafferTrent ShafferСарын өмнө
  • BMW X5, the official car of basic white girls, who used daddy's money to become cheer squad captain.

    Trent ShafferTrent ShafferСарын өмнө
  • dennis is literally ben shapiro

    VulpesVulpezVulpesVulpezСарын өмнө
  • Really phones this one in... Name an early '10s Nav system that isn't trash by modern standards.

    noNewFriendsnoNewFriendsСарын өмнө
  • We get it, it doesn't appeal to working class vulgarian.

    David JDavid JСарын өмнө
  • Rick Flair is my wife's cousin of some degree... She used to see him at reunions and she said he was still in character there, or maybe it's not a character. I'm not making this stuff up.

    mry82mry82Сарын өмнө
  • 6:05 that's some good Bible.

    FlargenyargenFlargenyargenСарын өмнө
  • did you get "with the quickness" from 25 buttholes?

    Young ReeferYoung ReeferСарын өмнө
  • you done shoveling yet bro?

    sellingthewindsellingthewindСарын өмнө
  • 0:50 “Look at my Google Docs spreadsheet!” I’m not gonna lie... ...I seriously do this. Not for reimbursement or anything, just logging data. I have over a decades worth of miles, cost per gallon, total, mpg, and so on. I have had my 1994 mustang since 1998, and the ONLY reason that spreadsheet starts at the beginning of 2010 is because my palm pilot lost its data when my husband slammed the door on it, and because I didn’t get a smart phone till 2009. I do have a paper with 2007 data, and THAT was useful when my odometer gear broke, as I was traveling the exact same commute every day, so I was able to add those miles back on when I got the new gear in. The spreadsheet is useful when your OBD1 computer can’t tell you “Hey idiot! I got better fuel economy 5 years ago! Pay attention to me, damnit!”

    UmmYeahOkUmmYeahOkСарын өмнө
  • Love the check engine light. It's the universal sign of BMW ownership.

    pegcity4evapegcity4evaСарын өмнө
  • “Pearl Handled Revolver”

    Fraser HoustonFraser HoustonСарын өмнө
  • X5 mostly find in Poland hehe

    37 er37 erСарын өмнө
  • So fancy.

    KiwirarKiwirarСарын өмнө
  • 5:14 Oh fuck that one got me good lmao.

    Tuckers BabyTuckers Baby2 сарын өмнө
  • Man...you missed the part where diesel's roll coal at you, without realizing that YOU are also driving diesel!

    Mike KMike K2 сарын өмнө
  • BMW X5 is the kind of car that you buy for X, and spend 5X to fix it.

    //2 сарын өмнө
  • This video should have been a PowerPoint presentation.

    Cassette WalkmanCassette Walkman2 сарын өмнө
  • Spot on review. Everything just feels blah about the X5

    Steven HinkleSteven Hinkle2 сарын өмнө
  • I love Kohls. That's where I buy all my shoes. Also, the owner of that X5 looks like Roman if he were actually a white man.

    Paul Donnelly JrPaul Donnelly Jr2 сарын өмнө
    • don't do Roman like that

      Ragna BRagna BСарын өмнө
  • My co-worker has one. Fun fact, the alternator charging control is part of the ECM and if the 12 volt battery dies and you try to replace it yourself, you have to have a BMW dealer run a "new battery calibration" command which they charge like $125 to do...maybe...because they may be upset they didn't get to also sell you a $400 battery and may refuse to do it.

    Todd StidhamTodd Stidham2 сарын өмнө
  • Multi-clutch disc? You mean multi-disc clutch?

    obsolete opticsobsolete optics2 сарын өмнө
  • you should totally review a honda valkyrie

    Brian LeeBrian Lee2 сарын өмнө
  • Tech gets outdated quicker lately

    rabit818rabit8182 сарын өмнө
  • "The X5 is a spouse that kisses the tip, once every 7 years" I felt that in my core.

    DaleDale2 сарын өмнө
  • "BMW x5 - the microsoft Zune of cars" -- Incredible

    Alexandre HaussmannAlexandre Haussmann2 сарын өмнө